Whether your kids love a good pun, enjoy light-hearted riddles, or are avid dinosaur friends, they’re bound to love our collection of 43 dino-themed jokes! Guaranteed to spark laughter and curiosity, these jokes are sure to tickle a funny bone or two. Get ready for a roar-some good time as you get stuck in!
1. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?
Answer: A Thesaurus!
2. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Answer: A Try-try-try-ceratops!
3. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Answer: Tyrannosaurus Tex!
4. Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Answer: Because the ‘P’ is silent!
5. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert in ancient history?
Answer: A Past-a-saurus!
6. Q: What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
Answer: A Scare-o-saurus!
7. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a top student?
Answer: An Honor-roll-o-saurus!
8. Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Answer: A Do-you-think-he-saurus!
9. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
Answer: A Rust-eze-a-tops!
10. Q: Why can’t dinosaurs play computer games?
Answer: Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
11. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Answer: A dino-snore!
12. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves to read?
Answer: A Book-a-saurus!
13. Q: Why did the dinosaur bring a suitcase to the park?
Answer: Because he wanted a “roam-mantic” day out!
14. Q: What’s a dinosaur’s favorite bedtime story?
Answer: The one where they don’t go extinct!
15. Q: Why did the dinosaur refuse to play hide and seek?
Answer: Because he didn’t want to be a “dino-sore” loser!
16. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that can pick up an entire house?
Answer: A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
17. Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Answer: Because it was an early bird!
18. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a good baker?
Answer: A Dough-rito-saurus!
19. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s careful with his money?
Answer: A calcula-saurus!
20. Q: What do you call a scary dinosaur that comes out at night?
Answer: A Fright-o-saurus!
21. Q: Why did the dinosaur eat the school book?
Answer: Because he wanted to be smart!
22. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth?
Answer: A Gummy-saurus!
23. Q: Why did the dinosaur stand under the rain?
Answer: Because he wanted to be a “wet-a-saurus”!
24. Q: Why do dinosaurs make terrible pets?
Answer: Because they’re dead!
25. Q: What’s the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Answer: From a long distance!
26. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never stops eating?
Answer: A “Stuffer”-raptor!
27. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves to dance?
Answer: A Disco-dino!
28. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a pro at basketball?
Answer: A Dunk-o-saurus!
29. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that can paint?
Answer: An Art-o-saurus!
30. Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
Answer: A Tri-syrup-tops!
31. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
Answer: My-feet-are-saurus!
32. Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a noisy band?
Answer: A Bronto-snorus!
33. Q: What dinosaur is always calm?
Answer: A Steady-eddy-saurus!
34. Q: How does a dinosaur decorate its kitchen?
Answer: With rep-tiles!
35. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Answer: A Do-you-think-he-saw-us Rex!
36. Q: What do you call a dinosaur who loves spicy food?
Answer: A Pico-de-gallodocus!
37. Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?
Answer: Because of the “tyrannosaurus-wrecks”!
38. Q: What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper?
Answer: A Tyranno-snorus Rex!
39. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mood?
Answer: A Grumposaurus!
40. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves to play cards?
Answer: A Dino-shuffle-saurus!
41. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a fitness freak?
Answer: A Gym-o-saurus!
42. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy singer?
Answer: A Tyranno-chorus!
43. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves to cook?
Answer: A Chef-o-saurus!
44. Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
Answer: Because no one ever tells them anything!
45. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves to swim?
Answer: A Diplo-dip-in-the-pool-us!
46. Q: What kind of dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Any kind! Houses can’t jump!
47. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is always careful?
Answer: A Cautious-a-raptor!
48. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that always says thank you?
Answer: A Thank-you-raptor!
49. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!
50. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that likes to play soccer?
Answer: A Goal-o-saurus!
51. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves gardening?
Answer: A Plant-eater-a-saurus!
52. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an umbrella?
Answer: A Rain-o-saurus!
53. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that works in a bakery?
Answer: A Pie-rannosaurus Rex!
54. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that has a long tail?
Answer: A Draggin’-tail-a-saurus!
55. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that likes to play the drums?
Answer: A Bang-a-saurus!
56. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that can’t stay still?
Answer: A Fidget-o-saurus!
57. Q: Why did the dinosaur break the clock?
Answer: Because it wanted to have “timeless” fun!
58. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that only eats desserts?
Answer: A Sweet-tooth-a-saurus!
59. Q: What do you call a dinosaur who likes to do puzzles?
Answer: A Puzzle-o-saurus!
60. Q: What do you call a dinosaur that loves winter?
Answer: A Snowy-saurus!
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