Let’s face it- everyone loves a good laugh! We’ve sourced 40 quality jokes that are sure to put a smile on your kiddos’ faces. Use these jokes to build rapport with your pupils at the start of a new year, as ice breakers at the start of the school day, or simply when you need to lighten the mood and give your students a brain break. Get ready to have a giggle as you spread a few smiles!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
4. What did the math book say to the pencil?
I’ve got a lot of problems!
5. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
7. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because it felt crummy!
8. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
10. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
11. What is a tree’s favorite subject in school?
Geome-tree!
12. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught in treble!
13. Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
14. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
15. What building has the most stories?
The library!
16. Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!
17. What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal, because houses can’t jump!
18. How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
19. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
20. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
21. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
22. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because they’re too transparent!
23. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
24. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A try-try-try-ceratops!
25. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
26. What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious!
27. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
28. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
29. What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield!
30. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!
31. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador!
32. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
33. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels!
34. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
35. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
36. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
37. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
38. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
39. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew-chew train!
40. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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