Sharing some laughs can be a great way to get your little ones excited. Jokes can also be a great way to bring out the funny side in your kids. Whether it is first thing in the morning to see some smiles, to spice up a math lesson, or as a transition into the next activity, these jokes will surely bring some laughter to your class. Check out this list of 30 Kindergarten jokes that will have your kids giggling.
1. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
So he could see a butter-fly.
2. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
3. What do you get when you cross a snail and a porcupine?
A slowpoke.
4. What kind of tree can fit in one hand?
A palm tree.
5. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honey-comb.
6. What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
7. What room can you never enter?
A mushroom.
8. What did the spider make online?
A website.
9. Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it really wanted to be a Smartie.
9. Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it really wanted to be a Smartie.
10. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright.
11. Why did the boy steal the chair from the classroom?
Because his teacher told him to take a seat.
12. What do you call a boy lying on your doorstep?
Matt.
13. What do you call a monkey with a banana in its ears?
Anything you like, he can't hear you.
14. Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
15. Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll "Let it go."
16. What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
17. What kind of witch can you find at the beach?
A sand-witch.
18. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't "peeling" well.
19. What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
20. What's a monster's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
21. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
22. What is a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrrrr!
23. What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up.
24. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
25. What do you call a train that sneezes?
Achoo-choo train.
26. What letter is always wet?
The C.
27. Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet.
28. What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle.
29. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
30. How did the Cookie Monster feel after he ate all the cookies?
Pretty crummy.
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