Funny Knock knock jokes are a family favorite staple in any young comedian’s repertoire of cheesy jokes. These classic jokes have been around, seemingly since the dawn of time itself, and they are here to stay. Knock knock jokes for kids can go on all day long once children get going, so it’s best if they are sharing ones that are funny and not just bad jokes!
We have gathered 100 genuinely funny and entertaining clean kid Knock knock jokes to ensure your kids get the laughs they are looking for with their joke-telling! Read on to find out more about these family-friendly, laugh-out-loud jokes for kids.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
A tiss-who is for blowing your nose.
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain when you open the door!
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette you finish.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
7. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dejav.
Dejav who?
Knock, knock.
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I. O.
I. O. who?
When are you paying me back?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight?
15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to know me by now!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
I think it’s pronounced Idaho.
18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue seen it coming?
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I use Google.
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Sounds like you have a cold!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Contro-
OK, now you say control freak who?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Redo? OK. Knock, knock.
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
28. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Horsp.
Horsp who?
Did you just say, “horse poo?”
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, my dear Watson!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
31. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go get lunch?
32. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nunya business!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Is Sarah phone I could use?
35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess cut the talking and open the door!
36. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, open this door!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Now hand over the cash.
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny.
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
40. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix your sink!
41. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FBI…
We’re asking the questions here.
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this bread for me, won’t you?
43. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
I’ll see you in court!
44. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You hoo, anybody home?
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
No, no, just the doctor.
46. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.
47. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carl.
Carl who?
A Carl get you there faster than a bike.
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back I’m coming in!
50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You know.
You-Know-Wh-
AVADA KEDAVRA!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the key hole and see!
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
54. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Scooby.
Scooby who?
Scooby doo of course!
55. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
56. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor your hand if you have a question!
57. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
58. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m starving!
59. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard I know?
60. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Just open the door!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry nice to meet you!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo first, I’m scared!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I thought you knew!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes mooo!
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look tired!
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the door, it’s broken!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend!
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and answer the door!
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy with all this knocking!
89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, it’s cold out here!
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?
91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any other jokes you want to hear?
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza great guy, don’t you think?
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle a little money to go to the store!
96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working? I had to knock!
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duane.
Duane who?
Duane the tub, I’m drowning!
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you!
99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you!
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