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39 Science Jokes For Kids That Are Actually Funny

science jokes for kids

February 2, 2022 //  by Eileen Zajac

Jokes in general make everything feel a bit lighter and smile a bit heavier. Bringing science jokes into the classroom can make an intense science unit a bit more relaxed or can make an after quiz activity much more enjoyable.

Whether you're the science teacher who has science joke posters all over the room, the teacher that has joke books for student reading, or the teacher who just wants their kids to laugh, this list of 40 science jokes is for you!

1. What do you call a fish made of sodium atoms?

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Source: Careers With Stem

2. You're Like Really Hot

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Source: MemesBams

3. I Know Another Science Joke 

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Source: Amazon

4. Did You Hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together?

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Source: TeePublic

5. Why Can't You Trust an Atom? 

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Source: Juicy Quotes

6. Two Atoms Go Walking

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Source: Juicy Quotes

7. I'm a Liver - Not a Fighter

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Source: Threadless

8. What did the Earth Say? 

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Source: Your Dictionary

9. What did the Science Book Say?

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Source: The Minds Journal

10. What did the Volcano Say to his Wife? 

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Source: Juicy Quotes

11. All the Good Science Jokes

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Source: Red Bubble

12. It Might Look Like I'm Doing Nothing

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Learn more: Tee Public

13. Why did the Biologist Break Up with the Physicist?

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Source: Reader's Digest

14. Why do Biologists Look Forward to Casual Fridays? 

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Source: Reader's Digest

15. I Try To Tell Chemistry Jokes But.....

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Source: Tee Public

16. What did the Scientist Say When He Found 2 Isotopes of Helium? 

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Source: Academihahaha

17. What Element Derives From a Norse God? 

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Source: Parade

18. What do you Call a Clown in Jail?

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Source: Parade

19. I Had a Sodium Joke Buuut.....

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Source: Ebay

20. Why do You Study Chemistry? 

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Source: Legit

21. How Often Do I Like Jokes About Chemistry? 

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Source: The Odyssey Online

22. What is Nickle and Neon's Lucky Number? 

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23. What Kind of Dogs do Chemists Have? 

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Source: Jokes For Funny

24. Chemistry is Like Cooking. . .

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Source: Tee Public

25. A Chemistry Lab is Like a Big Party. . . 

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Source: Google

26. Old Chemistry Teachers Never Die. . .

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Source: Juicy Quotes

27. If You're Not Part of the Solution . . .

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Source: Pinterest

28. I Think Like a Proton and Stay Positive

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Learn more: Joke Jive

29. Do I Know Any Jokes About Sodium? 

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Source: Pinterest

30. A Noble Gas Walks Naked Into An Office

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Source: Short-funny

31. What Amino Acid is Most Favored By Pirates? 

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Source: Short-funny

32. Solid. Liquid. Gas. 

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Source: Pinterest

33. Do You Know Which Element Has Atomic Number 28? 

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Source: Me.me

34. Where Does Light End Up When It Breaks the Law? 

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Source: Pinterest

35. What Did the Other Elements Say to Hydrogen?

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Source: ThoughtCo.

36. Two Atoms Were Walking Down a Street. . .

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Source: Topper Learning

37. What Do Planets Like To Read?

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Source: Pale Blue Marbles

38. Tomorrow We will Be Studying Mitosis.

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Source: Google

39. Why Did the Hipster Chemist Get Burnt? 

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Source: Joke Jive

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