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30 Rib-Tickling Third Grade Jokes Your Students Will Love

third grade jokes

April 13, 2022 //  by Sharayah Lynn Grattan

Can't think of any kid-friendly jokes to tell in your third grade class? Well, look no further! Our collection of jokes is guaranteed to make your little rascals chuckle up a storm. From knock-knocks to riddles and funny dad jokes, your class will be rolling on the floor and telling their friends how hilarious their teacher is.

Humor is a great tool to use when students are feeling bored, energetic, distracted, or just need to giggle it out. So let's get started with 30 of the best third grade jokes we could find!

1. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

third grade jokes

A stick.

2. What did one math book say to the other math book?

third grade jokes

Don't bother me, I have my own problems!

3. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

third grade jokes

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

4. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

third grade jokes

A tuba toothpaste.

5. What did the traffic light say to the cars?

third grade jokes

Don't look at me, I'm changing!

6. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

third grade jokes

A palm tree.

7. Why did the student eat his homework?

third grade jokes

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

8. What do cats eat for breakfast?

third grade jokes

Mice Krispies!

9. What kind of cake do ghosts like?

third grade jokes

I Scream Cake!

10. Why do bees have sticky hair?

third grade jokes

Because they use honey combs!

11. What do cows do on the weekends?

third grade jokes

Go to the mooovies.

12. What's the best way to plan a party on Mars?

third grade jokes

Just planet.

13. Why are fish so smart?

third grade jokes

Because they live in schools.

14. Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy Who?

third grade jokes

Icy you trying not to laugh at my joke!

15. Where do astronauts go to drink coffee?

third grade jokes

Starbucks.

16. What's a witch's favorite school subject?

third grade jokes

Spelling.

17. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

third grade jokes

Because he wanted to go to high school.

18. Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

third grade jokes

There are too many ears!

19. I used to hate facial hair.

third grade jokes

But then it started to grow on me.

20. How do you get a squirrel to like you?

third grade jokes

Act like a nut!

21. What did the ocean say to the pirate?

third grade jokes

Nothing, it just waved.

22. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

third grade jokes

A gummy bear!

23. What does a volcano say to his crush?

third grade jokes

I lava you!

24. Why do fish live in saltwater?

third grade jokes

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

25. What do astronauts eat their dinner on?

third grade jokes

Flying Saucers.

26. What do you give a sick lemon?

third grade jokes

Lemon aid.

27. Why can't you tell a window a joke?

third grade jokes

Because it might crack up.

28. What do you call a hotdog on wheels?

third grade jokes

Fast food.

29. How do billboards talk to each other?

third grade jokes

Sign language.

30. What did one koala bear say to the other?

third grade jokes

How's it hanging?

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