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30 Winter Jokes to Help Kids Fight the Winter Blues

winter jokes for kids

April 12, 2022 //  by Brittney Hallmark

Winter brings cold and chill. These funny jokes will warm up the heart and spark a laugh for kids of all ages. So, when the snow and winter chill rolls in, warm up a pot of soup, break out a cozy blanket, and let the laughs flow as you tell these adorable winter jokes!

1. How do snowmen read their e-mails? 

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With an icy-stare!

2. What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

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Freeze a jolly good fellow!

3. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?

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A snowmobile!

4. What did Frosty call his cow?

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Eski-moo

5. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?

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Cold cream

6. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?

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A chill pill

7. How do snowmen greet each other?

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Ice to meet you.

8. What bites with no teeth?

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Frost!

9. When I grow I come closer to the ground. What am I?

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An icicle.

10. What do snowmen win at the Olympics?

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"Cold" medals!

11. How do polar bears make their beds?

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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

12. How do snowmen get information?

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They search the "Winter-net."

13. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowmen?

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Brrrr – itos

14. Tim: Winter is here.

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Tom: Don't answer the door.

15. What do you call an old snowman?

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Water!

16. What does Jack Frost like best about school?

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Snow and tell.

17. What happens when a baby snowman has a temper tantrum?

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He has a meltdown.

18. Why do birds fly south for the winter?

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Because it’s too far to walk.

19. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?

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He was feeling chilled!

20. What is a Snowman's favorite drink?

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An ice-cappuccino!

21. Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

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They're afraid of Wales!

22. What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?

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Snow

23. Which one is faster, hot or cold? 

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Hot. You can catch a cold!

24. What's white and goes up?

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A confused snowflake!

25. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?

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Frosty the Dough-man

26. What does a cyclist ride during the winter?

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An icicle

27. How can you farm during the winter?

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Use a snow plow

28. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?

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Snow laughing matter.

29. How did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?

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She let it go, let it go!

30. If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one? 

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A retail store

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