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Do you have big plans for your classroom this St. Patrick’s Day? Well, we’ve come prepared with 32 funny jokes that can easily be turned into a pocket joke book for your students. These fun jokes stem from funny leprechaun jokes to knock-knock jokes and even some shamrock jokes.

Humor in the classroom will help keep your students engaged and laughing even if they aren’t Irish people. St. Patrick’s Day is the perfect time to start a popular holiday pocket joke book with these printable jokes. Even the smartest person will be excited to share their jokes! Have some fun with it by letting them create their own bonus jokes!

1. What baseball position do Leprechauns usually play? 

2. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun and a yellow vegetable?

3. How did the leprechaun get to the moon? 

4. Why do frogs like St Patrick’s Day?

5. Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? 

6. Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
     Warren.
     Warren Who?

7. How can you spot a jealous shamrock? 

8. Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?

9. What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? 

10. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patty’s Day?

11. Why do leprechauns hate running?

12. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? 

13. What kind of bow can’t be tied? 

14. When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?

15. What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?

16. What’s Irish and stays out all night? 

17. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

18. What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? 

19. Knock Knock.
      Who’s there? 
       Irish. 
       Irish who?

20. Who was St. Patrick’s favorite superhero?

21.  Why are so many leprechauns florists? 

22. What did the Irish referee say when the soccer match ended?

23. When does a leprechaun cross the road?

24. What do you call a big Irish spider? 

25. What’s an Irish jig at MacDonald’s called? 

26. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?

27. Where can you always find gold?

28. What did one Irish ghost say to the other?

29. What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas?

30. What mutant is green and considered lucky? 

31. What was St. Patrick’s favorite kind of music?

32. Where do leprechauns sit to relax? 

33. Why was the leprechaun so good at basketball?

34. Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the bar?

35. Why did the leprechaun go to school?

36. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite dog breed?

37. How do leprechauns prefer their air?

38. What do you call a leprechaun who loves to garden?

39. How do leprechauns post their pictures?

40. Why did the leprechaun stand on the chair?

41. What do leprechauns say before they leave?

42. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite workout?

43. Why did the leprechaun put his money in the blender?

44. What does a leprechaun put in his tea? 

45. What kind of spells do leprechauns use? 

46. Why was the leprechaun a good listener? 

47. Why did the leprechaun carry two umbrellas?

48. Why are leprechauns so calm?

49. What did the leprechaun say at the stand-up show? 

50. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of potato?

51. How did the leprechaun beat the marathon?

52. Why are leprechauns great at recycling?

53. Why did the leprechaun wear a mask?

54. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite piece of clothing?

55. Why did the leprechaun need string?

56. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of pie?

57. What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?

58. Why did the leprechaun stand on the rainbow?

59. What did the leprechaun say when the rainbow faded?

60. What do leprechauns use when they need to freshen up their breath?

61. Why did the leprechaun draw rainbows in his notebook?

62. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite vegetable next to corn?

63. What do leprechauns say before they start a race?

64. Why did the leprechaun bring a flashlight?

65. What did the leprechaun say to the fairy?

66. How do leprechauns like their music played?

67. How do leprechauns read secret messages?

68. How do leprechauns mend their pants?

69. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite time of day?

70. What does a leprechaun call his grandparents?

71. What do you call a leprechaun who’s a movie star?

72. How do leprechauns keep their hair in place?