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30 Jokes Your Fifth Graders Will Repeat to Their Friends

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April 18, 2022 //  by Sharayah Lynn Grattan

Our kids are growing up, and so is their humor. We have some tweens on our hands and getting them to laugh can be a challenge as teachers. While subjects are becoming more involved, information is denser and students need a break to reset and refresh. This collection of jokes is perfect to relieve some tension and bring on the smiles! From funny dad jokes to school jokes, jokes about animals, food, and any other silly jokes we could think of. Here is our list of 30 hilarious kids' jokes to turn any frowns upside down!

1. What is the capital in Washington?

fifth grade jokes

The W.

2.  Why are sports stadiums so cool?

fifth grade jokes

They are full of fans!

3.  Why do dragons sleep during the day?

fifth grade jokes

So they can fight knights!

4.  What's really fast, really loud, and tastes good with salsa?

fifth grade jokes

A rocket chip.

5.  You want to hear a joke about pizza?
     Yeah!

fifth grade jokes

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

6. Why was the cookie sad?

fifth grade jokes

Because his mom was a wafer so long.

7. What has eyes but cannot see?

fifth grade jokes

A potato.

8. How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

fifth grade jokes

You rocket.

9.  Why did the lion spit out the clown?

fifth grade jokes

Because he tasted funny.

10. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

fifth grade jokes

Because then it would be a foot!

11.  What do you call a bagel that can fly?

fifth grade jokes

A plain bagel.

12. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

fifth grade jokes

A candy baaaa.

13.  Are monsters good at math?

fifth grade jokes

Not unless you Count Dracula.

14. What did the paper say to the pencil?

fifth grade jokes

You have a good point.

15. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

fifth grade jokes

To reach the high notes.

16. What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

fifth grade jokes

A blackboard.

17. Why are there fences around cemeteries?

fifth grade jokes

Because people are dying to get in.

18. What do witches put on their hair?

fifth grade jokes

Scare spray!

19. Where do T-rexes shop?

fifth grade jokes

At dino stores.

20. Why was the broom so late for school?

fifth grade jokes

It overswept.

21. What superhero is the best at baseball?

fifth grade jokes

Batman, of course!

22. What two things can you never have for breakfast?

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Lunch and dinner.

23. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

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The letter M.

24. Knock, knock 
      Who's there?
      Owls say.
      Owls say who?

fifth grade jokes

Yep.

25.  What is brown and sticky?

fifth grade jokes

A stick.

26. Where do library books like to sleep?

fifth grade jokes

Under their covers.

27. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

fifth grade jokes

Poke him on.

 28. How do you tell if a vampire is sick?

fifth grade jokes

How much he is coffin.

29. Why did it take so long for the pirate to learn the alphabet?

fifth grade jokes

Because he got stuck at C.

30. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

fifth grade jokes

Finding half a worm in your apple.

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